Funny Adulting Candle Gift – No Wine in Prison

Description

For the friend who is one inconvenience away from needing a glass of wine and a locked door, this funny adulting candle gift brings the perfect mix of humor, stress relief, and self-control. The label reads ?Before You Lose Your Shit Remember No Wine in Prison?, making it a hilarious gift for wine lovers, best friends, sisters, moms, coworkers, and anyone surviving adulthood one deep breath at a time.

This 9 oz soy candle is a gift-ready choice for birthdays, girls? night, office gifts, funny mom gifts, adulting gifts, best friend care packages, self care moments, and sarcastic encouragement. It is bold, relatable, cozy, and just dramatic enough to make them laugh before they light it.

Product Details

• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8? ? 3.5? (7.1 cm ? 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3? ? 2? (7.62 cm ? 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50?60 hours
• Available in 10 scents: Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Coconut Cream and Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented

Scent Profiles

• White Sage and Lavender: Lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, and rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base.
• Apple Harvest: True ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice. Infused with natural essential oils including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.
• Christmas Warmth: A cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth.
• Cinnamon Vanilla: Full-bodied spicy cinnamon blended with sweet, creamy vanilla accords. Infused with natural essential oils including gurjun balsam.
• Clean Cotton: Cotton blossom and lemon on top with linen and powder, finished with a sandalwood and violet base.
• Coconut Cream and Cardamom: Exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down.
• Peppered Passionfruit: Vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with mango, coconut, jasmine, and passionfruit grounded in amber, musk, and sandalwood.
• Sea Salt and Orchid: Sea salt and ozone on top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, wood, and tonka bean base.
• Unscented: Fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow without added scent.

Proper Candle Care

• Always trim your wick to 1/4" before lighting each time to avoid soot.
• Burn candle so the wax pool reaches the jar edge each time to prevent wax tunneling.
• Burn no more than 4 hours at a time and do not burn with less than 1/2" of wax remaining.
• Keep candle away from fans, open windows, hot surfaces, children, and pets.
• Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Processing + Shipping

• Order production: 1?3 day processing
• Standard shipping: 1?5 business days after production time

This funny wine-lover candle is a cozy little reminder to pause, breathe, light the candle, and stay out of trouble.