Funny Mom Candle Gift — When This Candle is Lit Do Not Ask Me For Shit

Description

Funny Mom Candle Gift — When This Candle is Lit Do Not Ask Me For Shit 9oz Soy Wax Candle

She’s not hiding. She’s recharging. And the candle is her “do not disturb” sign.
Every mom knows the feeling — you finally sit down, light a candle, and someone needs something. The When This Candle is Lit, Do Not Ask Me For SHIT! candle is her official signal to the household that mom is off the clock. No snacks, no questions, no drama.
Featuring a warm cream label with playful illustrated icons — a “Mom Mode” tote, a “Fueled by Coffee & Patience” mug, a cozy house, and a laundry basket — this candle is equal parts relatable and hilarious. It’s the gift that every mom will immediately understand and absolutely adore.
What’s included:

9 oz hand-poured soy candle in a clear glass jar
Illustrated mom-themed label: Mom Mode tote, coffee mug, house, laundry basket
Burns 50–60 hours of uninterrupted (hopefully) me-time
Available in 10 scents — let her choose her calm

Perfect for:

Mother’s Day gifts
Birthday gifts for moms, stepmoms, and grandmas
Baby shower gifts for moms-to-be who have no idea what’s coming
Secret Santa or white elephant for the mom in any group

PRODUCT DETAILS
100% natural soy wax blend
100% cotton wick
Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
Burns for 50–60 hours
Available in 10 scents: Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Coconut Cream and Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented

SCENT PROFILES:
White Sage and Lavender: Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base.
Apple Harvest: Scent profile includes a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.
Christmas Warmth: Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth.
Cinnamon Vanilla: Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam.
Clean Cotton: Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base.
Coconut Cream and Cardamom: Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down.
Peppered Passionfruit: Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood.
Sea Salt and Orchid: Scent profile includes sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base.
Unscented: Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents.

Proper Candle Care:

Always Trim Your Wick to 1/4″ Before Candle is Lit Each Time to Avoid Any Soot
Burn Candle so Wax Pool Reaches the Jar Edge Each Time to Prevent Wax Tunneling
Burn Candle No More Than 4 Hours at a Time and Do Not Burn Candle with Less Than a 1/2″ of Wax Remaining
Keep Candle Away from Fans, Open Windows, Hot Surfaces, Children, Pets
Never Leave a Burning Candle Unattended

PROCESSING + SHIPPING
Order Production: 1-3 day processing
Standard Shipping: 1-5 Business Days After Production Time